(Source: ehnotquite)

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

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  • 10-year-old me:

    Wow idk that's a lot of money

  • 15-year-old me:

    Kickass, that's so cheap

  • 20-year-old me:

    Wow idk that's a lot of money

slaying-hoes:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

^^^

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redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

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I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.
words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

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harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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// I think I’ve hit my wall…//

I’ve finally hit that point where I need to swallow my pride and start admitting stuff to myself. I have feelings, I can’t pretend I don’t. I have issues that can’t be solved with alcohol.

inspirationfeed:

A limo made from three Deloreans. http://ift.tt/VRV967

inspirationfeed:

A limo made from three Deloreans. http://ift.tt/VRV967

kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

(via shadowallured)

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

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olivegarden:

weedjoke420:

olivegarden:

Pro tip: never keep a band-aid on for too long

you are a restaurant

you know what fine keep your band aid on til your finger turns old and musty see if I care

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